U DONT LIKE ME??? I DONT LIKE U!!
“I want to have sex with all of you… later… in a hotel… with condoms. Everybody use condoms! Use protection when you have sex! Thank you.” —Andrew VanWyngarden (via siberiana)
- Dad: THE NECTARINES ARE READY dont 4get. dad
- Dad: I left a note on the kitchen table next to the bag of NECTARINES so u wouldnt 4get. its an orange note. he said that they would be ripe today so pls eat them. dad
- Dad: did you see the note? it is orange dad